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Thursday, January 31, 2013
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Online funnies: craziest Resumes (CV)
When you are applying for a Job, everyone knows its important to be honest and professional... but maybe this guy was too honest...
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P.S. The word cook has two o's
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Taking the word selling yourself too literal
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Monday, January 28, 2013
Online Funnies
You have four days left to bid on this moldy and rotten Twinky! Yes you read right!
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From reader John: a rotten, cling-wrapped Twinkie (a "scientific and historical curiosity") is yours for the bidding, startingat $25, less shipping.
Condition: New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item. See the seller's listing for full detailsUp for sale today is one (1) semiunwrapped authentic Hostess Twinkie, rotten as hell.
The Twinkie is in a condition of being both wrapped (in cling film) and unwrapped (out of its original packaging). Unfortunately, eBay does not allow for such niceties of distinction in its Conditions dropdown options. From the listing:
Easiest way to do this is to explain my story. I have impluse control issues, and one of them concerns (concerned) Twinkies. To put it bluntly, I love them. Like a dog, I eat them (ate) until I got sick.So, my wife rarely buys a box for me because she knows what will happen.Well, last year she took pity on me one movie night, and brought home a box of the creamy goodness in addition to something out of redbox. We pop the corn, dim the lights, and I bust into my box. I inhale the first one, and crack open the second one while watching the movie. Something catches my attention out of the corner of my eye. Inches from my mouth, I actually stop to look at the golden wonder for a second. It is GREEN. Not yellow, green. I turn the lights on to make sure my eyes aren't playing a trick on me.They aren't. That sumbitch is GREEN. With streaks. My mouth starts tingling. I don't feel so well..... (Read more)
Sunday, January 27, 2013
I feel stupid...
So I was reading current world events on the Huffpost and I saw this picture, all i caught from the title was something in Korean and "North Korea Leader, Vows Strong Action" and I think are they making Psy (famed for the song Gangam style) president or something... only to read the article and feel completely stupid.
HYUNG-JIN KIM- Huffington Post: SEOUL, South Korea -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Un convened top security and foreign affairs officials and ordered them to take "substantial and high-profile important state measures," state media said Sunday, fueling speculation that he plans to push forward with a threat to explode a nuclear device in defiance of the United Nations.... (Read the rest of the article here).
Well I genuinely felt bad, but it was a honest mistake...
Craziest Cryptic Monsters Dreamed up!
Imagination Overload...
by Trutv.com: EVEN CREEPIER CRYPTOIDS: THE WORLD'S SCARIEST MONSTERS
Ropen
This creature has the head and body of an ape but the legs, feet, and paws of a large mastiff-like dog. First reported by Vikings settling in the British Isles around 1000 A.D., Shug Monkeys are still reported today. As recently as 2009, three witnesses spotted one not far from Rendlesham Forest, the location of one of the most spectacular UFO sightings in history.
by Trutv.com: EVEN CREEPIER CRYPTOIDS: THE WORLD'S SCARIEST MONSTERS
Vampire Squid
No longer a cryptid, this bizarre creature with huge black eyes and a bright red cloak that connects its eight arms was officially classified in the 1930s. It is the only squid that does not to hunt living prey, it feasts on dead creatures found at the bottom of the ocean.
First spotted in remote parts of Papua, New Guinea, this creature is said to be a cross between a giant bat and a pterosaur — a flying dinosaur long thought to be extinct. Seen only after dark, the Ropen has the ability to light up through some form of bioluminescence. While most accounts say it lives on fish, there are also reports of Ropen feasting on human corpses pulled from fresh graves.
Nain Rouge
French for "red dwarf", the Nain Rouge haunts the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. The beast looks like a small child with red and black fur, glowing eyes, and protruding, rotting teeth. Two witnesses who saw it in 1996 claimed it also made a cawing sound like a crow. Cryptozoologists say that whenever the creature makes an appearance, some kind of tragedy follows.
Shug Monkey
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Sick in the Head Funnies
Crazy.....
Watch the news broadcast here: Naked assailant terrorizes NFM family
Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops
The Huffington Post | By Hilary Hanson Posted: 01/23/2013 11:35 am EST | Updated: 01/23/2013 3:30 pm EST
Huffpost reports: "In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package. When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports".
Watch the news broadcast here: Naked assailant terrorizes NFM family
Friday, January 25, 2013
Baby got Back!
Her hips certainly do not lie!
Mikel Ruffinelli Sets World Record For Largest Hips
The Huffington Post | By Megan Griffo Posted: 01/22/2013 11:42 am EST | Updated: 01/23/2013 6:24 pm EST
"Mikel Ruffinelli, 39, a 420-pound woman with an eight-foot circumference, set the new world record for World's Largest Hips, according to the World Record Academy. The mother of four, of Los Angeles, Calif., stands at just five-foot-four, has a proportionally small 40-inch waist, and is completely content with her shape, the Daily Mail reported".
Weird News
It could have been an accident but damn that was seriously stupid...
Security Guard Shoots Penis Off, Could Face Charges In Trinidad And Tobago
"Is that an illegal gun in your pocket or did you just shoot your penis off?
A 33-year-old security guard in Rio Claro, Trinidad And Tobago was found by police slumped behind his steering wheel on Sunday morning, according to the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian.
Police saw that the guard was bleeding from his groin and they discovered he had a .38 caliber firearm in his right front pocket. Cops determined the man had accidentally shot his penis off.
He was taken to a local hospital where he remains. Gawker reports that it's unclear whether medical staff was able to reattach or reassemble the guard's manhood.
As Gawker writes, to add insult to "the worst injury imaginable," the guard will likely face charges of illegal possession of a firearm because he allegedly didn't have a valid handgun license".
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Thursday, January 24, 2013
DIY Thursday
How about trying this...
Music Sheet Wreath
Its as simple as looks, roll a whole bunch of music sheets (image:music sheet) glue the them down as you roll and stick them together. To add depth just make add a second layer and voile! No more empty wall!
Sourced: A diamond in the stuff
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Something for the UFO fanatics
UFO's in SA.... apparently so... there's even an official website and everything.
Mass UFO sighting in Cape Town | 11 December Post on December 12, 2012 by UfoRSA tagged: bright light, cape town, cylinder, vapour
We have received numerous reports from different people that saw the same thing in the Cape Town area last night (11 December 2012). It was even seen as far as the Northern Cape and Namibia! This is the first time we have gotten so many reports on the same UFO. (go to this site)
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Real or Fraud? looks fake to me.... but there's a lot of pictures taken by random people with weird lights in funny shapes in the sky...
I am not a "fanatic" but i always had a curiosity for the big question "Is there life out there?" I don't believe in coincidences... so i am sitting on the fence on this age old debate.
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