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Sunday, April 21, 2013

We all need help, Accidental incest... New app!

REYKJAVIK, Iceland – You meet someone, there’s chemistry, and then come the introductory questions: What’s your name? Come here often? Are you my cousin? (source)

The globalnews.ca, had an interesting article about a new app. that could tell you if you are related to someone by just bumping their phone with yours. In most parts of the world people wont find this a real need but according to the article, “It’s not a good feeling when you realize that girl is a second cousin. People may think it’s funny, but (the app) is a necessity.” The app. was created for the Icelandic community and has the name "The Islendiga-App — “App of Icelanders”".

"It's not a good feeling when you realize that girl is a second
cousin. People may think it's funny, but (the app) is a necessity."

 New app helps Icelanders avoid accidental incest


In Iceland, a country with a population of 320,000 where most everyone is distantly related, inadvertently kissing cousins is a real risk.
A new smartphone app is on hand to help Icelanders avoid accidental incest. The app lets users “bump” phones, and emits a warning alarm if they are closely related. “Bump the app before you bump in bed,” says the catchy slogan.
Some are hailing it as a welcome solution to a very Icelandic form of social embarrassment.
“Everyone has heard the story of going to a family event and running into a girl you hooked up with some time ago,” said Einar Magnusson, a graphic designer in Iceland’s capital, Reykjavik.

The app was created by three University of Iceland software engineering students for a contest calling for “new creative uses” of the Islendingabok, or Book of Icelanders, an online database of residents and their family trees stretching back 1,200 years.

So I suppose, hooking up with someone only to realize he/she is related to you, especially if people  knew you were together. Major social embarrassment....

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Online funnies: craziest Resumes (CV)

When you are applying for a Job, everyone knows its important to be honest and professional... but maybe this guy was too honest...
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P.S. The word cook has two o's
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Taking the word selling yourself too literal
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Monday, January 28, 2013

Online Funnies

You have four days left to bid on this moldy and rotten Twinky! Yes you read right!
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From reader John: a rotten, cling-wrapped Twinkie (a "scientific and historical curiosity") is yours for the bidding, startingat $25, less shipping.
Condition: New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item. See the seller's listing for full details
Up for sale today is one (1) semiunwrapped authentic Hostess Twinkie, rotten as hell.
The Twinkie is in a condition of being both wrapped (in cling film) and unwrapped (out of its original packaging). Unfortunately, eBay does not allow for such niceties of distinction in its Conditions dropdown options. From the listing:
Easiest way to do this is to explain my story. I have impluse control issues, and one of them concerns (concerned) Twinkies. To put it bluntly, I love them. Like a dog, I eat them (ate) until I got sick.
So, my wife rarely buys a box for me because she knows what will happen.
Well, last year she took pity on me one movie night, and brought home a box of the creamy goodness in addition to something out of redbox. We pop the corn, dim the lights, and I bust into my box. I inhale the first one, and crack open the second one while watching the movie. Something catches my attention out of the corner of my eye. Inches from my mouth, I actually stop to look at the golden wonder for a second. It is GREEN. Not yellow, green. I turn the lights on to make sure my eyes aren't playing a trick on me.
They aren't. That sumbitch is GREEN. With streaks. My mouth starts tingling. I don't feel so well..... (Read more)

Friday, January 18, 2013

Follow up: Justice: What happened to being JUST?




So i had to post a follow up about this case, coincidentally charges were dropped and the exact thing Swartz fought for, free access to academic journal on JSTOR, has now been accomplished "in a sad irony, just this week JSTOR announced that millions of articles will now be free to individuals".

Gawker published an article with evidence that Aaron Swartz was innocent.


Aaron Swartz Died Innocent — Here Is the Evidence

Alex Stamos -- Artemis Internet (Gawker)

I was the expert witness on Aaron's side of US vs Swartz, engaged by his attorneys last year to help prepare a defense for his April trial... 

I know a criminal hack when I see it, and Aaron's downloading of journal articles from an unlocked closet is not an offense worth 35 years in jail.
The government's allegations are laid out in detail in the indictment (included in full at the bottom of this post), and contemporaneous news accounts provide a good summary of the prosecutor's view of events.
Aaron was accused of downloading millions of documents from JSTOR, a non-profit web portal used by university researchers to access the archives of thousands of academic journals. At the time of Aaron's actions, JSTOR access was not free to individuals, and the locking away of this huge store of academic research was extremely controversial and a topic of personal interest to Aaron. In a sad irony, just this week JSTOR announced that millions of articles will now be free to individuals. (click here to read more)